May 192008
 

Men, remember the following six important words that women use.  Keep them in mind, and you will avoid arguments.

1.  FINE — This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.  5 MINUTES — If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
3.  NOTHING — This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end with “Fine.”
4.  GO AHEAD — This is a dare, not a permission.  Don’t do it!
5.  LOUD SIGH — This means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
6.  THAT’S OKAY — This means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.

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Inday Wa-il

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