Aug 312008
 

Iraq nagplano og air strike:

GENERAL: Pila ka buok jet planes sa America?

PILOT: Usa ka gatos! Pulos lig-on!

GENERAL: Sa China?

PILOT: Duha ka gatos! Daghan kaayo! Alkansi ta!

GENERAL: Sa Japan?

PILOT: Lima ra!

GENERAL: Kung mao, sige, sulnga ang Japan!

Human sa 1 ka oras, mibalik ang mga pilotong Iraqi

GENERAL: Nganong namalik man mo?

PILOT: Sir, nahadlok mi sa gisiyagit sa mga pilotong Japanese!

GENERAL: Kay ngano? Unsa man diay ilang gisiyagit?

PILOT: “Let’s volt in!”

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