Kining mga saleslady sa mga tindahan ug department stores usahay makapungot kay sigehan ta’g sunod-sunod. Kung gisamukan na ka sa ilang pagpunay og pangutana og “Unsa imong gipangita, Sir/Mam?” mao kini ang itubag: “Kalinaw, panagdait, … [Read full text]
Humor
Jokes, funny sayings, humorous lines, quips, hilarious anecdotes. In either Cebuano or English.
Feb 262011
Feb 262011
LOLO: Hala, Apo! Tago! Dali! Nagpadulong dinhi imong mga maestra! Ni-absent ra ba ka sa eskuylahan! APO: Ika’y tago, Lo, kay makit-an unya ka. Ang akoa ra bang gipananghid kay namatay na ka. Share This … [Read full text]
Feb 062011
Binayloay og hunahuna sa usa ka beauty pageant: JUDGE: What is the capital of the Philippines? CANDIDATE: Manilà! JUDGE: Use “Manilà” in a sentence. CANDIDATE: Ganahan kaayo ko sa akong uyab oy kay lami kaayo … [Read full text]
Feb 062011
A cute Letter by a little kid who hates Math: Dear Math, Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems. Do not depend on others. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on … [Read full text]
Feb 032011
ASAWA: Dong, kanaug sa ubos sa balay kay mora’g naa’y kawatan! BANA: Di ko uy! Basin unya naa’y dalang sundang! ASAWA: Kaputi sad nimo’g itlog uy! BANA: Aw, ikaw na lang kanaug didto kay itom … [Read full text]
Feb 032011
NANAY: Anak, angay na ta’ng mag-estorya bahin sa sex. ANAK: Sure, Nay! Unsa ma’y imong gustong mahibaw-an? Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share … [Read full text]
Feb 032011
If time can heal heartaches… …is my watch broken? Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace Share on Orkut Share on Posterous … [Read full text]
Feb 032011
Dear Lord, lead me not into temptation, for I already know the way. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace Share on … [Read full text]
Feb 032011
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR THINGS UNATTENDED. OTHERS MAY THINK IT’S THE ANSWER TO THEIR PRAYERS. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace … [Read full text]
Feb 032011
To hear what is unspoken, to see what is unseen, to feel what is unreal is a gift called… …schizophrenia. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz … [Read full text]
