A cute Letter by a little kid who hates Math: Dear Math, Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems. Do not depend on others. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on … [Read full text]
English Jokes
This section features English jokes and funny stories. Most of these are English jokes, quips, and humorous anecdotes passed around via Short Message Service (SMS), also known as text messages.
Feb 062011
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If time can heal heartaches… …is my watch broken? Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace Share on Orkut Share on Posterous … [Read full text]
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Dear Lord, lead me not into temptation, for I already know the way. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace Share on … [Read full text]
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DO NOT LEAVE YOUR THINGS UNATTENDED. OTHERS MAY THINK IT’S THE ANSWER TO THEIR PRAYERS. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace … [Read full text]
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To hear what is unspoken, to see what is unseen, to feel what is unreal is a gift called… …schizophrenia. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz … [Read full text]
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People who tell me that I’m going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me feel glad that we’re going to separate destinations. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg … [Read full text]
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If you are naughty, go to your room. If you want to be naughty, go to mine. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share … [Read full text]
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What is the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is when you are with me. Torture is when you are not with me. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend … [Read full text]
Dec 212009
All fathers are mother fuckers. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace Share on Orkut Share on Posterous share via Reddit Share … [Read full text]
Dec 152009
If you love something set it free; if it comes, back it’s yours. If it doesn’t, run after it, break its legs and it’ll never run away again. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on … [Read full text]
