People who tell me that I’m going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me feel glad that we’re going to separate destinations. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg … [Read full text]
Humor
Jokes, funny sayings, humorous lines, quips, hilarious anecdotes. In either Cebuano or English.
Feb 032011
Feb 032011
If you are naughty, go to your room. If you want to be naughty, go to mine. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share … [Read full text]
Feb 032011
What is the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is when you are with me. Torture is when you are not with me. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend … [Read full text]
Feb 012011
Binayloay og pulong sulod sa usa ka botika: BOY: Miss, papalita ko’g Alaxan FR. GIRL: Pila? BOY: Usa lang. Ay, Miss, unsa diay meaning anang “FR”? GIRL: Kuan…”Fen Relever.” Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark … [Read full text]
Feb 012011
INAHAN: Ayaw pag minyo anang imong uyab. Kadako anang tawo! Dako na’g kaon. Dako sad nag otin. DALAGA: Sus! Nanay baya! Nakadungog na ba diay ka’g bilat nga natuk-an? Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on … [Read full text]
Feb 012011
ANAK: Tay, wa ta’y sud-an? TATAY: Tan-awa lang sa ref. ANAK: Tatay sad uy! Naa diay ta’y ref? TATAY: Kahibalo man diay ka. Aw, wa ta’y sud-an! Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious … [Read full text]
Feb 012011
TEACHER: Magpa-class picture ta para inig dako ninyo, makaingon mo, “Wow! Si Dodong police na! Wow! Si Inday nurse na! Wow! Si Tomas doctor na!” JUAN: Wow! Si Mam, patay na! TEACHER: Lingkod animal! Ayaw … [Read full text]
Feb 052010
Unlan, siko. Habol, sako. Tanlag, limpyo. Tulog, sakto. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace Share on Orkut Share on Posterous share … [Read full text]
Dec 212009
All fathers are mother fuckers. Share This Via: Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share via MySpace Share on Orkut Share on Posterous share via Reddit Share … [Read full text]
Dec 152009
KUMARE 1: Biliba nako nimo, Mare uy! Unsaon man nimo pagpauli imong bana og sayo? KUMARE 2: Sayon ra, Mare! Gibutangan nako og sign sa pultahan sa among kwarto: “Sex will start at 8:00 P.M., … [Read full text]
