Diary sa Pangit

 Posted by on November 27, 2009  Add comments
Nov 272009
 

Dear Diary,

I’m so happy today! Nasakpan ko sa akong crush nga nagtan-aw niya. Iya ko’ng gisigaan sa mata. Shet! Kagwapo gyud niya uy!

One time, iya ko’ng gitukmod. Nahulog ko sa kanal. Nagkadugo akong ilong. Gituyo man gyud nako siya pagbangga. Kilig kaayo ko! At least nagkadikit among skin.

Yesterday, ask siya sa akong pic kay ipabarang daw ko niya. Hmmm…pasumangil kaayo uy! If I know, naa siya’y lihim nga pagtingin nako ba. How sweet!

Ug ang pinakalami gyud kay niingon siya nako, “Fuck you!!!!” Shucks, na-horny ko!

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Inday Wa-il

avatarInday Wa-il is not the author of any post or page on Saksaksinagol.com. She just uploads snippets from humanity's large collection of humorous stories—whether in Cebuano or in English—as well as quotable quotes from all over. So, don't cite her as the source or author of the jokes or quips you read here.

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