Epitaph for a Virgin

 Posted by on August 3, 2006  Add comments
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An 85-year-old virgin woman was about to die and wanted her tombstone to read:

Born a virgin,

Lived a virgin,

Died a virgin.

The tombstone maker—a man of conciseness and brevity—shortened it and engraved:

Returned unused.

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Inday Wa-il

avatarInday Wa-il is not the author of any post or page on Saksaksinagol.com. She just uploads snippets from humanity's large collection of humorous stories—whether in Cebuano or in English—as well as quotable quotes from all over. So, don't cite her as the source or author of the jokes or quips you read here.

  One Response to “Epitaph for a Virgin”

  1. hahahaha..i like this one..

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