For Killing a Bird

 Posted by on June 25, 2006  Add comments
Jun 252006
 

Two guys die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. He asked, “Why, Saint Peter?”

Peter replied, “When you were nine, you killed a bird with a stone.”

The second guy laughed and said, “Thank God I never did anything like that.” Saint Peter then handcuffed him to one of the prettiest girls there.

The first guy asked, “Why, Saint Peter?”

Saint Peter replied, “When she was nine, she killed a bird with a stone.”

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