Jan 132007
 

QUESTION: What’s the difference among girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

ANSWER:

At 8, you take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18, you tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28, you don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38, she tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48, you tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58, you stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68, if you take her to bed, that’d be a story.

At 78, “What story? What bed? Who are you?”

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Inday Wa-il

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