- Regular naps prevent old age—especially if you take them while driving.
- Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
- Marriage is a relationship wherein one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
- They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
- The human brain functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year…until you fall in love with someone.
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