Oct 022006
Tatay: Nak, paliti ko’g softdrinks.
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Tatay: Coke lang.
Anak: Diet o regular?
Tatay: Regular.
Anak: In bottle or in can?
Tatay: Bottle.
Anak: 8-ounce o litro?
Tatay: Ah, litsing yawa! Tubig na lang!
Anak: Tap water o mineral water?
Tatay: Mineral!
Anak: Bugnaw o dili?
Tatay: Ah, pisti! Bunalan tika ron!
Anak: Silhig o bakus?
Tatay: Silhig!
Anak: Lanot o tukog?
Tatay: Animal gyud ka’ng bataa ka!
Anak: Manok o baka?
Tatay: Layas!
Anak: Karon o ugma?
Tatay: Karon dayon na!
Anak: Imo ko’ng ihatud o dili?
Tatay: Patyon tika ron?!?!
Anak: Tuk-on o pusilon?
Tatay: Pusilon!
Anak: Sa ulo o tiyan?
Tatay: Peste gyud ka!!!!
Anak: Uk-uk o ilaga?
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