Aug 152006
Top 10 of Melanie Marquez’s Unquotable Quotes
- I couldn’t care a damn!
- What’s your next class before this?
- Can you repeat that for the second time around once more?
- (on the phone) Hello? My brother, Joey, is out of town. Would you like to wait?
- Don’t touch me not!
- You! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
- (on the phone again) Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself.
- We are lovers, not fighters.
- Don’t judge me because I’m not a book.
- Why should I have a calling card? I’m not a call girl!
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