Aug 292006
 

BANA: Hon, pa-iyota ko nimo beh?

ASAWA: Boang! Gidugo ko!

BANA: Sa lubot na lang.

ASAWA: Boang! Gi-almoranas ko!

BANA: Kamota na lang, Hon.

ASAWA: Animal gyud ka! Kahibalo baya ka nga napi-ang akong duha ka kamot!

BANA: Om-oma na lang, Hon.

ASAWA: Gi-ibtan ko’g ngipon gahapon!

BANA: Sipiti na lang sa imong ilok.

ASAWA: Nag-shave ko atong usang adlaw. Hait kaayo ang balahibo sa akong ilok.

Frustrated kaayo si Mister ug naghinuktok. Pagkataud-taod, mikalit lang siya og ngisi.

BANA: Hon, ayaw ko’g ingna nga gisunggo ka!?

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Inday Wa-il

avatarInday Wa-il is not the author of any post or page on Saksaksinagol.com. She just uploads snippets from humanity's large collection of humorous stories—whether in Cebuano or in English—as well as quotable quotes from all over. So, don't cite her as the source or author of the jokes or quips you read here.

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