Binayloay og hunahuna sa usa ka beauty pageant: JUDGE: What is the capital of the Philippines? CANDIDATE: Manilà! JUDGE: Use “Manilà” in a sentence. CANDIDATE: Ganahan kaayo ko sa akong uyab oy kay lami kaayo Manilà.
A cute Letter by a little kid who hates Math: Dear Math, Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems. Do not depend on others.
If it’s sanity you are after, there is no recipe like laughter. —Henry Elliot
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief. —Joseph Addison
One time, on you I laid my eyes, So fast did melt my heart of ice; And burn within a raging fire, Fueled by my deep desire.I have breathed it like the air, To live without it I can’t dare. I have toiled it, seed in earth, Until it sprung and ripe for birth. Now [Continue reading…]
NANAY: Anak, angay na ta’ng mag-estorya bahin sa sex. ANAK: Sure, Nay! Unsa ma’y imong gustong mahibaw-an?
There are two types of people: those who come in and say, “Well, here I am” and those who come in and say, “Ah, there you are!”
The road to successs… …is under construction… …by you.
If time can heal heartaches… …is my watch broken?
Of all the lies I’ve ever heard, my favorite was “I love you.”