Pangumpisal sa Usa Ka Murderer

 Posted by on April 16, 2006  Add comments
Apr 162006
 

KILLER: Padre, mangumpisal ko.

PARI: Unsa’y imong sala, Anak?

KILLER: Nakapatay ko’g 20 ka two.

PARI: Unsa?!?! Ngano?!?!

KILLER: Mutuo man gud sila og Ginoo, Padre. Ikaw, Padre, mutuo ba pud ka og Ginoo?

PARI: Aw, sa una mutuo ko. Pero karon jam-jam na lang.

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