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- I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
- If I save time, when do I get it back?
- Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
- War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
- Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… What more can I say.
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
- The Best of Proverbs: Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough
- Living on Earth may be expensive…but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun…
- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
- ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who’s in a hurry?
- Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.
- A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to sustain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
- A drunk was hauled into court.
JUDGE: Mister, you’ve been brought here for drinking.
DRUNK: Great! When do we get started? - Can you do anything that other people can’t? Sure, I can read my handwriting.
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Inday Wa-il is not the author of any post or page on Saksaksinagol.com. She just uploads snippets from humanity's large collection of humorous stories—whether in Cebuano or in English—as well as quotable quotes from all over. So, don't cite her as the source or author of the jokes or quips you read here.