Jul 042008
 

A reporter interviews a psychiatrist in a mental asylum.

REPORTER: Doctor, how would you know if a person has to be admitted?

DOCTOR: We fill a bath tub with water. Then, we give the patient a spoon, a cup, and a bucket. Then we ask the patient to empty the tub.

REPORTER: Aha! That’s an ingenious test. A normal person would, of course, use the bucket!

DOCTOR: No. The normal person would pull the drain plug. Now, do you want a private room or a ward?

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Inday Wa-il

avatarInday Wa-il is not the author of any post or page on Saksaksinagol.com. She just uploads snippets from humanity's large collection of humorous stories—whether in Cebuano or in English—as well as quotable quotes from all over. So, don't cite her as the source or author of the jokes or quips you read here.

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