Jul 222006
 

A nun rides a taxi.

DRIVER: I’d like to ask a favor, if I may, Sister. I’ve always fantasized about kissing a nun.

NUN: Okay. But, first, you have to be a Catholic. Second, you have to be single.

DRIVER: I am both Catholic and single, Sister.

So, the nun fulfills the taxi driver’s fantasy and kisses him torridly on the lips.

DRIVER: Thank you, Sister. But, I must confess: I lied to you. I am married and I’m a Muslim.

NUN: That’s okay. I’m on my way to a costume party and my real name is Boyet.

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Inday Wa-il

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