The New College Dictionary

 Posted by on July 4, 2008  Add comments
Jul 042008
 

ABSENT — protest to a lousy teacher

ALLOWANCE — the major force that motivates one to go to school

BALLPEN — bestseller of the bookstore

BONUS — a critical factor in passing the exam

CLINIC — home of the best actors and actresses

I.D. — an alternative to the ruler for drawing straight lines

LATE — what happens when the teacher arrives earlier than expected

STUDYING — causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill

UNIFORM — where you wipe your wet hands after going to the bathroom

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