The perfect man is gentle, never cruel or mean. He has a beautiful smile and keeps his face clean.
The perfect man likes children and will raise them by your side. He will be a good father and husband.
The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning, and vacuuming.
He’ll do anything in his power to convey his feelings of love to you. The perfect man is sweet and writes poetry out of your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother and kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry or battered you in any way.
To hell with this endless praise for the perfect man:
The perfect man is gay.