- If your father is poor, it’s your fate. But, if your father-in-law is poor, it’s your stupidity.
- Love thy neighbor. But, don’t be caught.
- The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
- Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- Your future depends on your dreams. So, go back to sleep.
- Children in backseats can cause accidents. Accidents in backseats can cause children.
- Save water. Shower with a partner!
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