Apr 292007
 
  • If your father is poor, it’s your fate. But, if your father-in-law is poor, it’s your stupidity.
  • Love thy neighbor. But, don’t be caught.
  • The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
  • Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  • Your future depends on your dreams. So, go back to sleep.
  • Children in backseats can cause accidents. Accidents in backseats can cause children.
  • Save water. Shower with a partner!
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Inday Wa-il

avatarInday Wa-il is not the author of any post or page on Saksaksinagol.com. She just uploads snippets from humanity's large collection of humorous stories—whether in Cebuano or in English—as well as quotable quotes from all over. So, don't cite her as the source or author of the jokes or quips you read here.

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