United Nations Survey

 Posted by on August 31, 2008  Add comments
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A United Nations survey asked, “Would you please give your honest opinion about the shortage of food in the rest of the world?”

The survey failed because…

Africa didn’t know what “food” was.

China didn’t know what “opinion” was.

Europe didn’t know what “shortage” was.

The Philippines didn’t know what “honest” meant.

France didn’t know what “please” meant.

America didn’t know what “rest of the world” meant.

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