An American, Japanese, and Filipino were on board a ship.
The American threw his cellphone into the sea.
“Oh, sayang!” shouted the Pinoy in shock.
“Don’t worry, we have lots of cellphones in America,” said the American.
Seeing the American’s deed, the Japanese threw his new laptop into the sea.
“Oh my gosh!” cried the Pinoy.
“Don’t worry, we have lots of laptops in Japan,” said the Japanese.
The Pinoy grew silent because he couldn’t think of something to brag about. While he was deep in thought, a Korean joined the three men. Suddenly, the Pinoy pushed the Korean off the ship.
“Oh my goodness!” shouted the American and Japanese in unison. “Why did you push the poor guy?”
The Pinoy replied, “Don’t worry. We have lots of Koreans in the Philippines.”